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This classic-fit tee is 100% cotton preshrunk jersey built with durable, wear-tested details: a seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, and double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. It's made with 100% U.S. cotton that's sustainably grown and ethically harvested — 100% of fabric-cutting scraps are recycled into fiber for new products, and 33% of the energy used in manufacturing comes from renewable sources. A soft, long-lasting everyday tee you can feel good about wearing.